To my dear D&D players,
Even though I:
-try to constantly kill/maim/hurt your characters & everything they hold dear
-force your characters to make terrible moral decisions like either destroying an entire plane or granting incredible power to your greatest enemies
-throw you into deadly situations when you’ve had no chance to rest & are completely under-prepared
-bring the smallest story/character details from the past back to haunt you
-laugh maniacally whenever I roll a critical hit
I’m secretly cheering you on every step of the way.
The best victories are those hardest fought for. May you find the key to victory in (almost) all the troubles I walk you into while laughing to myself about the grisly fate awaiting you. May the fictitious gods smile upon you, my PCs!